Me! Give me ALL the Egg McMuffins. They are like crack.

I agree with this take. Why should they do extra work for no pay, especially when it was no fault of their own.

The hope that checks and balances will save us is the only thing that has gotten me through this. It has largely let me down when I realized that Paul Ryan and those Senate assholes have no conscience.

This is what Bill Clinton did well. He was extremely bright and well educated, but he came off like a regular guy from Arkansas.

This may be even better than the Manziel comment.

This is an excellent way of putting it. DNC, take note.

It is theirs to fuck up, so they most certainly will.

Me too. You really do learn something new every day!

Love it!

The bathroom? What the actual hell?

To be fair, they had to do something similar to President Obama’s Blackberry.

It is a huge pain to deal with, but lots of places don’t allow cell phones inside, both private businesses and some law enforcement facilities. It isn’t uncommon.

I seriously think Marzipan should have an Instagram account. Would follow. I love sheepdogs and their giant floof paws.

My state (South Carolina) isn’t in compliance, but we have until October. The numbskull governor at the time ‘refused’ to comply with the overreaching federal government at the time the Real ID law was passed and here we are now. At this point, we can only submit our paperwork to the DMV and have to wait on the actual…

Whatever. I’m a mother and if someone tries to hurt my kids, it’s a gut instinct to want to rip that person apart. Maybe it isn’t ‘right’ but there it is.

No. He was straight up crying. I may have something in my eye right now.

Aw, Lenny Briscoe. One of the best TV cops ever.

Right? He slices the garlic so tissue paper thin...

No shame, he is legal. Ride away in good health, my friend!