That’s a nice thought, but no. Trump’s narcissistic personality disorder has already rationalized this incident away (they were saying “Lock HER up” obviously).

This is some hot Kinja.  Well done, sir.

“I am the future head of PR for the Astros.”

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

that position probably isn’t necessary as this looks like something Trump himself would tweet out for “inclusion week.”

Fixed! 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments under Weird Al Yankovic’s “Foil” video.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Trump isn’t physically fit enough to both walk to the mound and throw a ball. His heave would be Monty Burs-esque.

Yeah, and how were those 10,000 people supposed to wipe their mouths after that meal without paper towels, huh? Riddle me that.

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

He’d go if they told him they built a wall in the outfield to keep out illegals.

On the flipside of this, I can totally see him using footage of a chorus of boos at rallys to show how the libs and the latinos have invaded our national past time. (signed, a Latino who was unsuccessful in High School at invading our national past time)

This all day.  I love Gary Thorne.  I also think Gary Cohen and Ron Darling would make a spectacular national team (sorry, Keith, but no).  

Anyone with any doubt that this clown is a Russian asset should be convinced since he took a pass on throwing out the first pitch of the World Series. Jesus, might as well march in the Moscow May Day parade.

50 bucks says he can’t throw a baseball 60 feet, on the other hand.

I have a feeling that if Houston manages to extend the series,  Trump will suddenly have some business come up and he won't be able to go. Because you know he would not take a public booing well.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…