Lyft’s response = the most horrifying corporate mansplain I have read in probably a decade. EVERY woman should have pepper spray in her hand when she enters a car that is not her own, and keep it aimed until you are on your own doorstep. Never turn your back on a man you don’t know (or sometimes DO). As long as these…

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In a twist of irony, the Vatican baseball team, just happens to need a relief pitcher.

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

He 100% pronounces it EYE-talians.

My favorite part of all of this is that no one says Hispanic anymore, and it’s generally considered just a step or two above a racial slur. And this motherfucker just says it over and over. I guarantee he still calls all Asian Americans “Orientals.”

If Diamond and Silk weren’t grifters.

How the fuck are you going to try one up something on SNL by saying MAD Tv was better, MAD Tv isn’t even on anymore, his jokes are like his references and racism, tired and old and fucking useless.

MAD TV was the GOAT. They were clowning white supremacists back in the day, y’all.

Look more like an single axe handle chop from the top rope... but either way not too effective.

thank god the cops were there lol

Welp, that was one lazy looking, and yet, committed people’s elbow attempt by that one dude and I would’ve laughed even harder had he continued tumbling down the row of seats.

Not if you’re trying to make a joke about Indian fans.

Lol completely worthless I wonder how he ended up on the ground and why he remained there for the entire fight 

He used the high ground to take himself down.

Lmao @ that dumbass loser cop

Chief Wigwam couldn’t hurdle a single row let alone break up a beer fight. Blue seats matter.

Best use of elbows in Cleveland since....

Clearly the downfall of the local police didn’t help matters much...