What was its name before it “mysteriously” lost its eye? I mean, presumably Eyepatch, but who knows.

What’s the difference.

I love that this spat happened with a Brietbart goon. If they turn on Trumpenstein it will be glorious to behold.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

Dear god, this comment:

their sticker should be this. ammirite?

Yeah it’s the best part of the series, I really think it is. When I rewatched the original trilogy before TFA came out I forgot just HOW epic those closing minutes are and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIT. So good.

Starred for “bahahcahls”

Over/under on number of times callers refer to “those people”: 8.5

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

it didn’t take police long to track down the mastermind behind the legendary LAX-Pac cartel

I’m a big Bayley fan........but goodness, she is HORRENDOUS as a promo. There’s a fine line of “I’m a fangirl just happy to be here” character and straight up not being able to talk on the stick, and Bayley uses that line as a jump rope. As for Sasha, she’s TERRIBLE as a pandering face and they seem adamant to keep…

Alexa is fantastic. Unlike your typical “alpha bitch” character, Alexa knows how to infuse it with humor (her off-the-cuff Beetlejuice jab at Renee on Sunday was TREMENDOUS, as is her continued cowardice towards twice-her-size Nia Jax) and play to the crowd and it’s great, enough to cover that she still has some room…

Bliss has been fun on the mic since she’s been given a real shot and now is the champ.

Alexa Bliss is the best and anyone who thinks otherwise is incorrect.

“They ain’t no triangle and there never was.” Disheveled old lady slams closed the Triangle cafe shutter...