You know the anti-brake post is satire, right?

I once pulled a Tundra (that was pulling the space shuttle) out of the snow with my S-class.

Follow that up with a four putt and you have a typical hole for me.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

I think it's because nobody wants to spend $50,000 on a Chevy.

because MPG is a top priority when shopping for a sports car? There is no silver lining here. It's dissapointing.

Yeah it's nice, but the Accord is better.

Drag radials and racing fuel. Although, maybe the Tesla was on race electricity.

I think that it looks pretty great. Are Jalopnik writers seriously complaining that an upmarket SUV has morphed into something resembling a wagon?

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

I propose that vent/badge thingies be known as 'vadges' from this point forwards.

"We are proud to introduce the 2009 Acura NSX here at the 2015 Detroit Auto Show!"

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

Really, this thing is a huge let down in the styling department. The old Titan, thought not a thing of beauty, was a nice looking truck that has amazingly managed to at least look relevant for it's 10+ year life cycle.

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."

He's looking for the internet.

Engine by Patek Phillippe.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Winter? Wassat?