Count your blessings. My parents have had 4+....camrys

The thing I remember about Joe Namath, above all else, is that he was a really terrible fucking quarterback. The Jets suck.

this was actually just Angel Cabrera's champion's dinner

"Ok, we have John Daly's order. Who's next?"

Smother it with you incessant nagging, Mom! I'm going to my room.

Hey next time you want to critique art you will never be able to make/aren't able to understand you can use the correct term for the technique you are criticizing. The CG technique is called sub surface scattering. The everyday term for what it accomplishes is called translucency. This rendering technique is used…

Ferrari: Take all the goddamn time you need....then take a little more.

Blaine Gabbert couldn't throw a beach ball to a six-armed man.

I wonder how many date rapes those little motherfuckers have between them by now.

Because Fuck You, Enzo.

Who would of thought that a city run by Democrats and Unions for 50 years wouldn't succeed. After all, just look at New Orleans, Cleveland, Chicago, Atlanta, The State of California.... Liberalism in action!

So the L.A. Times got something wrong in pursuit of bias or preconception about a subject?

Around here it's the Prius. Most often seen driving in the left lane exactly as fast as the car next to it in the right lane. Also seen replicating many of the photos in this article.

When can we stop referring to people who are over six feet tall and capable of using their fists and feet as deadly weapons (or of raping adult women) as "children"? Never, I guess, especially when the word "child" so effectively gets people's blood boiling. No, I'm not accusing Saint Trayvon of rape. But for over…

I'd recommend a firetruck always nearby.

That's because the NFL is the only truly national sport remaining. It'll draw viewers no matter who's involved. They don't have to be regionally biased when the Packers are more capable of drawing huge ratings than the Texans in spite of the massive difference in the respective teams' local population bases.

I misread the title. I was disappointed.

Maiava: "Can you smell what the nephew of The Rock is cooking?"