You know, the real answer here is: ALL CARS ARE RUINED BY THEIR OWNERS.

Writing (and sometimes English) don’t seem to be the first, second or third specialty of many whom are employed by the Gawker.

He’s just so full of WIN.

FUCK YOU!!! SHUT YOUR DIRTY, DIRTY MOUTH!!!

I have news for you, even when it loses, the table still wins.

That entire final season of Justified was underutilized...

Funny, how “worth” means different things to different people, especially depending on their capacity to afford such things.

I’d say Grimsmo has quite spotty attention to detail. Not only does John regularly say “good enough” in his videos, but the knives I’ve handled have had their share of flaws (major lock stick, off-centered blades, rampant machining marks, etc.).

“...but it does take two hands to move the lock out of the way and close the knife.”

Raiders at Steelers: I was sitting around drinking the other night while my wife was on Facebook when suddenly she said, “Oh no, Pat’s dad died!” So I texted my friend Pat (not his real name) and said, “Aw man, I’m so sorry about your dad. Lemme know if there’s anything I can do.”

Nice one. You show them.

Well, the right to drive your mom a little harder. Any further questions?

I’d have more rights if I were actually was in prison here in CA.

Except in California. We have fewer rights.

Damn it. Now I’m going to be late for work.

That’s one way to look at it. The other way, is speed hole!

The toilet brush he keeps in his waist band is what actually lacerated his kidney.

They must have a photo of you in the boardroom of their corporate HQ...with darts in it.

Yes.

Did you just fart?