Nothing, except for all GM cars.

Why all the hate? When the fuck did people actually go to Cubs’ games to watch the Cubs play?

Don’t know. But it’s everywhere, at every price. Did you know that the Tesla S uses plain ol’ off the shelf Mercedes buttons and switches for things like the window controls and door locks?

Seal Beach NWS is a neat little gem for naval ship fanatics. I saw the commissioning of the USS Dewey there a number of years back. Got to tour a brand spanking new ass-kicker.

He’s going to fit right in at Tampa.

Oh, so well played.

Would it be possible to make that street legal?

The copter didn't actually malfunction. The guys simply wanted some Juanita's.

Hmmm...

BBQ? Check.

Even when they get this to work, can we still have the explosions anyway?

WASSSUUUUPPPPP.....BEACHES!!!!!!!!

Fortunately, you live in Philly now. So, you won’t be needing those.

He’s an Indian. Cut him some slack.

Those things are worse than any bad joke I could ever muster. Also, what teams is this? Is it some new expansion CFL team?

Even that sofa has more horsepower than the Miata.

Look, to each their own. I’m sure your mom is very desirable, too. But it doesn’t mean that most guys are going to lay out the $50 for a date.

I guess you and I have different opinions of what “desirable” means, no? You see, for me, I would consider that if something were desirable, then the sale price of that “thing” would either remain level, or, you know, increase. However, you see, that “desirable” Viper that which you refer...well...Fiat kind of had to…

Of which...there are none. Even the Integra guys feel sorry for those riced-out things.

I’ll agree with your number three, because that is true fact. However, the rest of your equation needs to be adjusted: