Who knows. Probably because it is still GM.

Ironically, those signature lights are the only things I like on the new Cadillacs.

Nothing was terribly functional on that generation...

Even the sales guy says: Really? Are you sure?

Indeed. Followed closely by the day that I broke 80.

We stopped going to the games back when the Raiders and Rams were arguably more compelling products. So, what the NFL is essentially scheming, is to bring both those teams back, in worse shape than ever, and charge 5-10-times more per ticket, per game, to endure the same grown men wearing star wars costumes whilst…

The Pope is not amused.

So do my farts.

All these suggestions are wrong. The one and only answer is: ANY CAR BUT MINE!!!

Don't worry. You'll be handsomely rewarded with the sadz by summer.

They won't all expect compensation. Some of them want to be kickers, too.

If it already looks like over-stylized ass before it's even released, something tells me it's not going to age particularly well.

That's stupid. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris already owns the universe.

Had Clint Eastwood ever been allowed to fly the SR-71, we would have won every war ever.

Is there some kind of law which mandates that every single 240 "tuner" car be only partially finished, with crap plastic body kits hanging off at the corners? Clearly, there must be, and EVERYONE is complying beautifully!

Doubtful that the bins have anything to do with it. We make the long flights from the U.S. to China routinely (only ever aboard 777's thank you very much) and it's alarming how many people spend the entire flight without their belts on. And those flight paths routinely encounter heavy turbulence every hour or two.…

Sorry your feelings are hurt, but it's hardly my fault that your mom parks cars for a living. Keep your chin up!

Don't be a little cunt. Maybe you're just not familiar with the horrors of valet parking because you live in the sticks, but in real cities, they're all the same. Stoned fucking kids, hot-rodding peoples' cars, the moment they round the corner.

Obviously, I'm correct, sir.

See how that works out for you, the next time you valet your Corvette...