That boy's got sand?

...get it?

Fuck you very much, for bringing this up. Now I'm sad.

That's his sister.

If it saved as much gas, as it does promote total douche-baggery behavior, we'd be able to drink from clear running streams, filled with an endless supply of rainbow trout, and baby harp seals.

Something tells me that a used, blown GM car will be quite affordable in far fewer than ten-years.

Luckily, it doesn't even look extremely DERPPP!!!!

Not in Russia. A bad job is a good job there.

I didn't see your mom anywhere near there. So I'm not sure how she could have blocked out the sun.

Last night? Hell, that's how we all ate our Thanksgiving meal yesterday afternoon.

Just saw a test one (with the Michigan "Manufacturer" plates) on the road here in LA. It was grey, and looked substantially more bad ass than I had assumed. Even though it's the same exact body as the regular model, the extra add-ons and wheels makes it look scary as hell. And those brakes make the Brembos in the…

That is both sad, and awesome, at the same time.

It's his opinion. You know, not a fact. So, your argument is wasted. He didn't say the manual is a superior performance option, with the numbers to prove it.

Miata is all about balance, man. Balance.

FUCK YOU PHYSICS!!! BAM-BAM-BAM!!!!!

The AFC is really good this year. Can they just give the NFC South's playoff berth to the AFC? I vote "yes".

He wasn't trying to drift. All jeeps do that even when you just try and park.

While the performance might be close (at least on paper) I have no doubt the BMW will still capture more of that "it" feeling, being that it's been already doing so for decades. Further, the Cadillac looks clumsy and date. The front looks like they tried a little too hard to make it look "mean" but then, just like all…

I remember that one time, a long time ago, when I saw one of those on the road...

Not sure about Nationwide. But I've seen a white duck following him around on the sideline.