Reality is often both more strange, and sad, than fiction.

I am pleased that I make you feel this way. It restores my faith in brutal Internet honesty.

I'm not a Cowboys' fan, so I'm hoping for the paralysis option. Does Vegas have a line on this yet?

For the sake of all future 7th inning post season performances, Kershaw needs to go drink whatever water the Bumster drinks.

No. Canadians don't talk shit because they realize that they're in Canada.

What was this even supposed to do? Make the enemy pilots die from laughter?

Bring on the flames, but I still think this is just too expensive for an otherwise cheap Dodge sedan. But hey, at least Chrysler is knocking 'em dead with quality, right? Right!

I just call it "Northern Mexico".

You had me at caramel-filled animal crackers. But good work on the car story, too!

[Filed under news which isn't actually news to anyone.]

It looks comically bad. The rear, like ALL the current Cadillac designs, is horrible, and completely disengages from the front styling. And perhaps it's just a test thing, but that wing? No.

Well, it all worked out just fine, anyway.

Besides the fact that there is absolutely no way to even begin to prove your theory...because it's merely an opinion (!), let's instead look at the actual facts. The data CR is using is COMING FROM THE OWNERS!!! That's the whole point. So, any notion of "brand bias" must be looked at for both the positive and negative…

What is the proper use of statistics? Is it when it supports your car brand bias?

My chain of thought:

Actually, I trust them for exactly this kind of thing. What I don't trust from CR, are aspects of pure opinion, like "fun to drive" or "tasty".

I kind of like it. If the gold were a darker bronze, I'd sign right up. I'm never, ever a fan of black cars, but I'll tell you, the new Stang looks damned good in black.

I came here only to see when this would pop up. I are not disappoint.

Don't sweat it. You didn't waste your time. You wasted everyone else's time.