Sorry. I don't think the Charger is the right thing to model something else from.

Wait. What? Are they playing games on Thursdays now?

THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH, AND THE A-10 KILLED HIS PROPHET

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Nice. Now Tata can advertise these by saying: "Now, you really don't need to pay any attention to where you're driving!"

Yeah! Cut it out!

With bikes, it's less about throttle control, as modern fuel injection and ECU maps are quite good. It's just traction, pure and simple. The contact patch on a bike is a tiny little fraction of that on a car, and if you lose traction on a bike, you're likely going into a slide, or worse, flipping (high-side) off into…

Don't you guys have a Tex Mex equivalent? Probably with a chili gravy? Damn, that sounds good.

This isn't a terribly bold proclamation being that the artist formally known as Honda has been building lackluster boring-mobiles for the better part of a decade now. Their bar isn't terribly high at the moment.

Gives new meaning to wet and reckless.

All this shit is a feeble attempt to usurp the very finest dish, native to southern California...CARNE ASADA FRIES.

Sorry, Mazda fanatics. That kind of low power out of a 2.0 motor is a joke. You can laud the Miata all you like, for it's "pure-blah-blah" - but Mazda really doesn't seem to have much magic with the important stuff, like engine design.

That would mesh nicely with the fact that no one wants to watch it, either. Fuck Bob Costas with Bryant Gumbals spectacles.

I was just saying this about modern sport bikes, which I think ARE too powerful for the street, and even the track.

Hey! Now that the dingle-berry is on his way to making Cadillac more annoying, and harder to figure out, maybe Infiniti can go back to having normal, recognizable names!

Yeah, that was kind of meant as a joke, eh.

My God. Imagine if it were AWD. What would the 0-60 be then? 1.5 seconds?

...which is fine. That means more affordable Corvettes for us all!

Wait, dressing like Miami Vice is not cool? I'm not going to listen to you anymore.