Tell me one thing in my life that is not currently killing me.

Shut up!

Kathryn Hahn was robbed!  ROBBED I say!

Ooo that little pickup makes my poor old shriveled up heart grow three sizes!

If the British want to get rid of their monarchy and traditional royalty, they have the ability to do so. It’s come up a number of times. However their royals continue to be popular enough the the British people haven’t relegated them to the dust-bin of history.

This law is such a mess, who the hell knows?  The whole purpose of the practice was to outlaw abortion in a way that the Supreme Court couldn’t overturn. It’s no wonder the law is vague and ill defined.

My Cousin was an EMT and firefighter. He quit after going to an accident and doing CPR on a baby that didn’t live. He was working away on her when his Captain came over and told him to stop, and put a blanket over the tiny girl.

Mine quits beeping after about ten seconds.  I know this because generally don’t buckle up to pull my car out of the garage, then have to get out to shut the door.  By the time I get back in the car and buckle up the chime has stopped.

The guy I go to has a sign out front that says “Barber-Surgeon.”

These days I haul shredded metal out of the scrap yard to the port to be loaded on ships. Other companies bring in stuff to shred, which includes an unbelievable number of appliances. I see it all, man. What’s amazing to me is how flimsily built most household appliances are. Dishwashers are some of the worst. Even…

Imagine going to Best Buy and telling the cashier, “I’ll take this flatscreen if you knock off fifty bucks.”

Every time you give press attention to this nobody, a Q-bert gets his tinfoil hat.

Yeah, ULA’s new Vulcan Centaur rocket is a long way from prime time right now. It’s supposed to use Blue Origin’s BE4 methalox engines, but Bezos is having trouble delivering them.

Actually, it turns out that carburetors of the era did in general get better mileage. That said, carburetors do not have a particularly good heat range, which is to say, it’s very difficult to tune a carburetor where the engine runs properly under varied temperature conditions, such as a cold engine and a warm engine.…

Fuck you all for even bringing this into the conversation. I understand octane, but clearly half of the people commenting do not. (I also understand combustion chamber design, which few other people do.)

I don’t think the car’s mileage was the issue here.  Pretty sure it was the little chrome “Jetta” emblem on the back.

This is the great failing of the “social media” era: Everybody airs their dirty laundry in public without thought of the actual value of the feedback they get. Instead of finding a good counselor to vet their feelings, they set them free in the wild for the use of anyone who wants to comment on them. Certainly you will…

My Ex was/is an Operating Room nurse. Supposedly an educated, health conscious person, and so were her co-workers.

Criminally underrated movie, even considering the casting of Victoria Jackson and Michael Richards before it was known they were jackasses.