My Grandfather was a Ford dealer in the 1960's, and bought a brand new Mustang in 1964 because it was the new hot thing. He and my Grandmother drove it from Washington State down to San Diego for my Uncle’s graduation from Marine Corps boot camp that year.

Ahem. That was more than one fun fact. That was a whole bunch of fun facts.

I hope he has an aneurism.  It can only improve his cognition.

I figured you for a bit Christopher Lloyd fan, Bigbooté.

Christopher Lee should be higher.  He was an incredible badass in every way.

We just can’t know if he’s a criminal or not until we elect him?

I graduated high school with honors, and scored over 1200 on the SAT (back in the 80's when a 1200 SAT was considered pretty damn good.) Does this mean I’m particularly intelligent?  Probably not.  What it actually means is I have a talent for taking standardized tests.  (I also have a talent for writing, but I have a…

What is that, some kind of Italian bike?

Well, like father like son.

I’ve been saying this all along. Trump and company have always wanted to collude with Russia, but the Russians are well aware that these stooges are too incompetent to trust with actual information so they squashed it.

If I understand the rumor mill correctly, they mostly killed him off because Mark Strong didn’t want to do the character again.

Eggzactly.

And Merlin.  

The English word “tits” is closely related to the more correct “teats” which in turn is derived from the French word “tete” which happens to be of Germanic origin. However, “tits” is also closely related to the old English word “tittas” which also has Germanic roots (Anglia is a part of northern Germany near Denmark.…

...and limper.

Those schmoes came to a local guy’s shop near me that I’ve been in many times. They spent most of the episode raving about his antique tractor that he let them drive (he restores the things) then they went in his shop and bought some lame clock hanging on the wall that one of those guys fell in love with. I guarantee…

Learn how to swim. It’s a valuable skill, good exercise, and easy on your broken-down ass 40 year old body. Also, 87.8% of learning to swim is learning not to be afraid of the water. I know that’s more difficult for adults than kids (my Grandmother had me in the water before I could walk) but it can be learned.

“And it is not a religion, commander. Tak wrote the World and the Laws, and then He left us. He does not require that we think of Him, only that we think.”

I recall when my Grandfather got back from visiting The Grand Tetons, and was telling me how he really enjoyed them. I told him that’s understandable, since “Grand Tetons” is French for “Big Tits.”