I’ve got an enormous collection of vintage B&W pictures (perhaps half of which are arty nudes) which includes a bunch of beach pictures from the teens through the sixties. I know that’s one of them, but I can’t find it so I’m yoinking.

If I knew who was responsible I would punch them in the nose. That is, if I were a punchy kinda guy and thought it would actually improve the situation, which I’m not and I don’t.

When I was a kid we had a cat named “Boots,” ironically because he was a yellow and orange striped cat. He liked to fight, so he only had one eye, a crooked broken tail, and the attitude of Mac the Knife.

Right?

2:15 “I have the real one at home, that has Bad Mother Fucker right here.”

Not mine. My cats (theoretical right now, but soon precious, soon) will construct a replica Viking longship, fill it with the arms of my defeated foes, lovingly place my dead body on the pile, then set fire to it as the receding tide takes me towards Valhalla.

That is either one HUGE cat, or one tiny eagle. (I’ve seen lots of Eagles where I’ve lived, and the bloody things are enormous. Turkey Buzzards are even bigger.  Ravens are surprisingly large too.)

Frankly, some of my cats over the years would have fucked up that bear.  The cat may be smaller than the bear, but a Cuisinart is smaller than me and I’m not sticking my hand in there when it’s working.

Cute little COE Ford. Would love to have it, except that engine has got to go. Needs a nice little DT466 or Cumins in it. I’ve also seen them with a little 8V53 Detroit diesel in them that works well, or in some cases a 6V71.

About 9/16 end wrenches? Today, not so much. Pretty much anything newer than the 90's is required to have auto-adjusting slack adjusters. Typically they don’t have 9/16th adjusters. My truck/trailer for instance has 5/16th adjusters.

Best damn late show host of all time.

Yeah, I think Kunis has made some bad choices in what she’s appeared in.  I don’t think she’s an inherently bad actress.  She’s also friends with Craig Ferguson, so she can’t be all bad.

I resent your implication that Kevin Sorbo is an actor.

I can find cheap pizza around here, but I’m super picky about pizza for that very reason.  If it isn’t good, why bother.

Oh no it isn’t.  A lot of places do it, because every credit card transaction costs them a percentage.  Debit cards cost less, but still cost them something.  

This place doesn’t deliver. It’s a “gourmet” pizza place that’s been around for over 30 years. Since I was in high school, I think. Not a chain. They used to offer a “giant” for $25. Now their “large” is $25 and they don’t even offer the “giant.” Good pies though. They make their own crust and it’s exceptional, if a…

“The Song or the Finger” sounds like a Frank Zappa song.

I have pretty much always tipped in cash, knowing the shenanigans management likes to pull. However recently one of my favorite pizza places have hiked their prices up considerably because of “new minimum wage laws.” (There’s actually a sign in the window that says this.) Okay, I understand that. Now the employees…

I dunno about creepy, but he apparently never got along with the rest of the cast of the show. What that means I couldn’t say. Laura Prepon is a bit of a piece of work though, and also is a Scientologist.