If you are regularly in heavy traffic, I suggest getting one that says “Honk if you fuck goats!”

Japanese look at Americans funny when we use the word “hentai.” In Japanese it literally translates into “pervert,” specifically a person.  It isn’t anything to do with “anime.”

I have to assume that’s a regular occurrence for you.

That’s the spirit!

I have a friend who was in the Marine Corps back in the day, and for a few years after he got out he was of the opinion that he should never have more clothes than he could pack in his duffel bag. Fast forward to today and he’s got far more clothing than I have. Mostly suits and dress shirts and things. He’s in…

Really?  My flu shot didn’t hurt at all.  They usually don’t.

Truer words were never typed.

Years ago I was taking a class with a bunch of women, most of them younger than me. One of them said something about “needing some sun” and “I’m so white.”

On that note, I just learned last week that I’m about to become a great uncle in about 6 months.  Thank goodness I don’t have enough money to bother worrying about leaving anything to anybody.  

I consider myself blessed.  (Although, I cut it so short these days what you mostly see is freckles.)

My mustache is still red, even though my hair is kinda golden-blond now.

“So much for your inheritance, kid.”

Awesome senses tingling!

Other than the sore arm around the injection site, I had no other symptoms. It really felt like a TDaP shot, which sucks because the Tetanus part of that combo is really thick. You can actually feel the lump.

Likely. I’ve heard that it hits people that have had it worse too.

I am actually happy for you.

Pffft. You’re just a wee thing. Forty. I remember forty. Back when I could still pass for twenty-five in poor light. (Seriously. This happened to me.)

I got my second on Tuesday. The only side effects were exactly the same as the first dose: Sore shoulder.

Nah, because then everybody would be lifers.

Call me! 😉