An excellent list, but I would include Catherine Zeta-Jones, Salma Hayak, Lucy Lawless, Halle Berry, Minnie Driver, and Lauren Graham, who are all pretty close to my age, and Kate Beckinsale who is about 5 years younger than me.

I’m happy to say that almost all of my celeb crushes are at least more than half my age, and a couple are older. Emma Thompson? A decade older than me and still would.

I suppose I would say it would be better with her natural hair colour, but that’s also an opinion from a guy who hates the bleach blond look on just about anyone. Bettie Page over Marilyn Monroe any day of the week. That’s the worst thing I’ll say about it.

It’s all right man. We all make mistakes.

That too. There’s a big terminal right by where I work most of the time and there are tankers and doubles in and out of there all the time. Most of them are going to service stations, and some of them are only making one or two rounds a day.

<Batman Voice>

I said “garbage human.”  Hence “Kardashian” is redundant.

“Grade A, extra-strength thundercunt” is going into my personal lexicon from this day forward.

It isn’t even that. I for instance haul scrap metal for a little piss-ant company. I could make a lot more money by going to work for a larger company (and have better equipment) but this company allows me a lot of freedom and I’m basically working part time.

He’s full of shit.  Ask me how I know.

Back when I got my CDL 20 odd years ago it was pretty easy. Pass your written, pass your practical, receive your license. Which for me was easy because A) I’m really good at taking tests and knew my business, and B) I’d been around trucks my whole professional life and already knew how to drive a truck. I was…

Sure, but I figure the number is more like 20%.

It is a mystery. I’m calling in the Scooby Gang.

From what I understand that’s unlikely in the extreme, but I have never shared a razor with anyone. Hep A and Hep B are much easier to contract than Hep C.

Good lord you estimate people highly!

I know little about Constantine, and nothing at all about Schitt’s Creek, but I’ll take your word for it.  I don’t pretend to be the first to ever use that joke, but it seems the obvious one and I tried to phrase it cleverly.

Actually the “dumb take” here is yours, because it ignores the very real portion of our society that thinks anyone from an “oppressed minority” is automatically absolved of bad behavior. LGBTQ, African American, Asian, Hispanic, Native, makes not difference.

Thank you.

You can’t hate her “because she’s trans”

Nope.  I have no tattoos.  It’s really a mystery.