Assuming a stock Tesla is 4960lbs (claimed 4460+claimed 500lb loss), with a 150lb driver, running a 10.638@124 would be about 786 wheel horsepower by traditional calculation methods, making all sorts of wild assumptions that probably aren’t applicable to an all wheel drive electric vehicle.

After the delivery Alonso asked if he could keep the van for his next race.

Obviously it will be called the BMW Z6i GranCabrio iPerformance i35i GranJapanisch VISION Supreme THE NEXT 100 YEARS OF WAITING FOR TOYOTA TO GIVE THIS THING MORE POWER iCantAffordThis RIPV6AccordCoupe RIPHondaBrosAllOverTheWorld.

“This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.”

Officer was clearly wrong here but overall it highlights a different issue. Too often these days (read: every single time) people either fail to yeild to emergency vehicles or just don’t give a damn. While I’m pulled off to the side, multiple asshats use it as an opportunity to pass everyone pulled over, never mind…

Got married.

so instead of ‘shopping him into images I should just hold him at arm’s length in front of my camera when I take a picture?

I gave it a try in Austin a while back:

That pizza tin appears to be about 12" in diameter, giving a surface area of about 452 square inches. An M1 Abrams tank exterts a ground pressure of 15 psi. The Chieftain is lighter than the Abrams, but has a narrower track, so let’s just say it’s in the ballpark of 15psi. So the tank put about 6,780 pounds of…

I was visiting with the parents a few months back and 60 Minutes was on tv. It was the Lewis Hamilton profile. When it was over, mom commented, “He’s a very smart young man, has a pretty big ego too. I hope it doesn’t get him into trouble in the future.” Mom is an old school psychiatric nurse and is pretty…

Do I detect a little Jean Girard?

You know, I used to be a big fan of Hamilton, but over the past 2 seasons he’s really amped being a pretentious douche. Happy to see anyone else win because of the shit attitude.

I think we found the murder weapon.

It’s not uncommon for doors to be inoperable after an impact. This goes for all kinds of doors - even normal manual ones.

Problem #2, Karts don’t have seatbelts. I’ve seen karts flip and slap their drivers on the ground. Wheel touch, high-side flip when the tires dig a kerb, ect. Happens a lot and it hurts!

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

In the words of Adam Savage, “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

You know that this isn’t just Canada, right? This sounds very similar to squatter’s rights across the US.

I thought squatters’ rights were a thing everywhere - even in the US.