“reasonable Boston sports fan” too unrealistic even for this list

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

scans for *female orgasm*

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Do you know why they don’t? Because if they give settlements to the Stablers and the Seaus of the league, they’re going to have to pay out to all the other players whose lives have been destroyed by the game.

It’s gonna nice being able to root for USWNT without the previous caveats of “I just wish Hope Solo wasn’t a big fucking asshole”

Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!... in the 5th inning.

as a scientist Bauer should be familiar with Kepler’s first law of baseball motion which states that a weak-ass pitch down in the zone swiftly becomes a parabola

She is the worst. I would love to know why anyone ever thought she was an acceptable thing to show to a child. 

Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

I was gonna support the NCAA but they were 5 miles beyond my care radius so the NCAA can go fuck itself.

+1 50-Mission Cap.

Good story. Thanks for sharing.

Well, Bruce Pearl is still involved.  

Fuck Bruce Pearl. He killed Mrs. Kimble:

It’s not really hate. It’s just that when Duke loses, civilization wins. 

Ban college athletics.