My favorite player growing up (Jose Cruz) just had his grandson drafted by the Astros*, so if I could just get a lift to the Cane and Mobility Scooter Outlet Store it would be greatly appreciated.

Kenny Lofton is still playing.

Throwing yourself down the stairs was just one more thing Robinson couldn’t block.

That’s what my official Trump branded Bible says, so I can’t disagree with you.

He’s right though, you know. Jesus was totally and completely against tolerance.

Price is Right Games Ranked?

Joke’s on you, that motherfucker can see

I’m a flight attendant. I see these idiots every day. TSA stand for “Tons Standing Around”.

You take your star and you go home to think about what you’ve done.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Reince Priebus already has that job.

Nuke has something to say…

You can’t argue with Dawn Lazarus.

After years and years of fighting, I’ve become a fan of some country music. Predominately older Outlaw Country, Sturgill Simpson, and Kacey Musgraves. I absolutely love her stuff.

If my house was on fire I would run back in to save my CSN&Y box set. The hell with everything else!

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

These goths seem way cooler than the ones at my high school.

In 1996 Rod Carew’s teenage daughter died of leukemia. The doctors wanted to give her a bone marrow transplant, but because she was half black, half white, they never found a match.

I might be an anomalous East Central Illinoisan, but Indiana gets all my hatred.