Does this mean the Hawks keep the Bickell salary albatross another year in hopes of pawning him off?

being the offspring of a masturbator.

Still waiting for a Caps - Blues Stanley Cup Final.

Hakan Loob

..and nary a word on the town’s beloved Post-Disgrace newspaper

This SHOTY is NOT impressed -

The nice thing about the Borg Scale is that people actually have to acknowledge what their RPE is. The majority of people, given a scale of 1-10 will, will say 7 to 8.

It’s Mizzur-ah. What do you expect?

Courtney Love murdered Kurt Cobain

Needed Pat & Dale on the call -

Say the team with the ball has a fourth down with six or seven yards to go on their opponent’s 40-yard line—that unfortunate distance where a field goal is difficult and where a punt is likely to get you only 20 yards, because the chances of a touchback are really high. What if, instead of kicking the ball, the…

but a 100% grit

Does the spouse’s income have to be $0? My wife works sporadically throughout the year for a friend and receives a 1099 each year for about $1000. Would she be eligible?

What the fuck is “soda”?

I sprinkle a little cayenne pepper in my socks to keep my feet warm. Just don’t over do it. A little goes a very long way!

How in the hell does Jeff Fischer stay off the “Fire the Asshole” list?

You can’t do that because the other team would recognize the formation and audible to a run play and get the first down with ease

I saw a headline the other day that you make a great band name - West Coast Toxic Crabs. I would rock the fuck out of The West Coast Toxic Crabs!

What about Tatyana McFadden’s course record in the Women’s WC race? ILLINI PRIDE!!!