Marian Hossa on Teuvo: “He’s so calm. He’s Finnish cold.”

... and it drives St Louis fans batshit crazy. The world thanks you

Fucking right!

What his farewell letter reminded of -

But, is he bigger than Lowell Hamilton? Doubtful. Dude made Lex Steele jealous.

The original maximalist idea -

There's also a correlation with the times I shout GOD FUCKING AWFUL!!!!! and Greggggggg

Greggggggg?

"According to Schmidt, in previous years the girls have wore combinations of the schools' colors — black and gold. "

If fundies really need to hear God and America uttered in the same song, please refer to this -

Johnny Hekker - the REAL Johnny Football

Does the Cardinals robot fan wear jorts?

Looks like he's looking for an acting gig -

I would say "You stay classy, Stillwater" but I've never know "classy" and "Stillwater" to be used in the same sentence.