I’ll let you know when it arrives:

The folks who work for me can't park in the parking lot if they leave their tow hitch on. 

Yes, I got all my local dealers competing to give me the best price. Only one dealer had a similar vehicle (different color) in stock, but was $2K over the best price so I had the lowest price dealer order me one and I was behind the wheel in less than a month.  Needless to say, the dealer with a 6-6 in stock called…

I hope I have a job in the morning.

They can always get jobs at Carrier or coal mining companies.

4th Gear: VAG Fails The Smell Test Again 

1st Gear :

Honda Fit if he wants to haul a ton of stuff and kids.

He ride heighted* it in the wrong direction.

Yeah, a few grand didn’t make much difference when I got my 15-year adjustable-rate loan for my F-250 King Ranch.

I like V8s and making fun of die-hard eco activists as much as the next guy, but man, outright denial of climate change just makes you look like a dumbass.

You’re going to use some prediction about Mt. Kilimanjaro as your measuring stick on global warming?

They aren’t mutually exclusive.

I remember some noob joined up on the 5th Gen 4 runner forums, and goes (I’m gonna paraphrase here) “hey guys, can anyone talk about common problems with the engine/trans on these things?”

In the 1990s I made some serious bank while in college doing some freelance CAD work for our local Toyota dealership. I laid it all out so that national could use it to do concept drawings and 3D models. This was when Toyota pushed all the dealerships into the current silver and red motif.

Counterpoint: Edd China.

Cadillac right now:

So you’re saying putting a sample with “she’s got a booty like a Cadillac” in a commercial may make even less sense in the future?

The first half of your post doesn’t really match the second half.

There are two things that happen in Bemidji in the winter.