Wow, very MySpace. So Web 1.0.

YES, GOD, those phantom attachments are the bane of my existence.

OH GOD. I work with people who have images in their email signatures (thankfully not clip art, but totally unnecessary logos and such). I use Outlook (no other choice, sadly), and all those images show up as attachments. Which means that when I’m trying to find an actual important attachment in a long thread, it’s…

And that’s not even mentioning the sickos that change the font color.

YUP. This article is mostly just watching low-quality GIFs of the author being enchanted with her own face.

Oh, good lord, that looks good.

“Fring” sounds like a medical condition or something. But then again, I’ll eat pretty much any onion ring, including Burger King onion rings. Also, Funyuns, which are not onion rings, but which ARE tasty.

They are amazing. They make them fresh, right there. And the whole place is very retro—not in a cute throwback way, but a “we’ve literally just been doing exactly this for the last sixty years” way. It’s great.

I’ve never lived in a place where you can easily get conch, but it sounds tasty. (But now that I think about it, a basket of curly fries, onion rings, and fried calamari sounds fucking great.)

PSA: These are the onion rings from Ted’s Fish Fry in Troy, NY. They don’t look like much, but they’re some of the best onion rings on the planet. If you’re ever in the area, you MUST go there.

There are places that will make you a basket of half fries/half onion rings, which is the best of all possible worlds, but my personal holy grail is a place that will do half seasoned curly fries/half onion rings (bonus points for pickles on the side). When I find a place that will make that for me, I will die happy.

Reading is fun, huh?

I hope you’ve seen this whole series from the Bold Italic, because it’s BRILLIANT: https://thebolditalic.com/four-year-old-reviews-plum-restaurant-with-her-face-the-bold-italic-san-francisco-a3a54aa955c2

HAH, you go to the wrong parties, friend. I’ve definitely had dino-shaped nuggets at house parties, out on the table along with the fancy cheese and chocolate-dipped nuts and stuff. Some people really know how to live.

Marzipan is the BEST. I am a millennial.

Yeah, more power to these kids, and I hope they all make it through college. I also have a pretty profound suspicion of charter schools twisting their stats like that, and I think the privatization of public schools is fucking criminal. But I’m pretty sure that Ballou is a public school—not a charter school. And even…

Why were several sixth graders playing in a marsh under such unsafe conditions, and what is wrong with Rockport that such an environment would not be protected from the likes of youth who could be exposed to such steel pumping?

But they act like shitheads in part because they’re testing boundaries—they’re developing a sense of what is and isn’t an okay way to act. And they’re learning, now, that it’s socially acceptable to be hateful. So, like, yes, kids are always assholes, but that doesn’t mean that this isn’t cause for concern, or that…

LOL, u mad.

You mean Bush appointee Chief Justice John Roberts? Nope.