You realize all of FancyKristen’s articles are satire?

Yeah, it’s like the whole concept of satire is lost on him.

I thought you were going to say that you replaced your windshield with plywood.

Do you suck at reading comprehension or is this a new type of spam?

Do you suck at reading comprehension or is this a new type of spam?

My only plan was to avoid any areas that come up too often in Three Six Mafia songs.

I bought my JK brand new and had it covered in mud in the first 600 miles. There are a few of us nutjobs out here...

Or something easy to clean and “industrial.” You know, bentwood/stave seating, rivited aluminum dash, caged-bulb lighting, electronics controlled by buttons under a solid rubber sheet, et cetera. I don’t think it would be much cheaper than what we’re seeing here, but it would certainly be practical and distinctive.

Came here to post this.

Besides the colored dash panels, which are a classy touch

What is your “entertaining car”? I will literally do anything in my Miata and have fun. Hell driving three blocks to get milk is fun in that dumb car.

agree mostly, then I got a Miata

Yes. 4 years later, after it has depreciated into my budget.

Are you going to buy one of the said models? Or just come comment on a car website?

But is your dishwasher ground to the ground?

You mean a Camry. It’s still a Camry.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

Is this a transaction, Toyota? Because if so, we’ll trade you some non-boring words for a new Supra and a turbo 86. Oh, and bring back the MR2. Let us know.

“Camry Dents never go away; they just become more expensive until the car itself is just one giant dent, forsaken and uninsurable.”

Maybe he needed to quickly drop a singularity in the toilet?

When does one need to take off one’s trousers in a speedy manner? I can only think of two possible instances. Which one was Tyson in, I wonder.