doughboy919
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Insurance companies be like:

I’m going back to the sloth story

Meanwhile, during a corporate meeting at Michelin

You’re seeing left hand and left foot together. I’m going with Choloepus. If you look at the right hand, it looks like there are just two fingers. (All sloths have three toes on their rear feet.)

Calm down there, Satan.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

“Hey what’s up?”
“Oh..... you.... know.... just.... hangin’.... around...”

You gotta track yer ute in Australia, mate!

That still sounds better than when my co worker would refer to part time laborer as Rent a Drunks. It was a simpler time back then

Or, you know, picking up day-laborers at Home Depot.

Good of an excuse as any to show a picture of one of my all time favorite shirts.