How is this not the top post!?!?!

This is by far the best winter car I have ever owned.

This. The lack of inertia is VERY noticeable and makes the car much more willing to change direction, and much more enjoyable to drive on slick roads.

Or just do this?

F=ma, so lighter cars are faster

But the crab looks so happy! I think he’s nut just surviving, but enjoying the boiling water in that ‘hot tub’!

I think they meant to say BOOOIIIILLLLED ALLIIIVVVEEE!!!

My god, the seafood survives boiling?

Now connect your tubing to the end of that. Find a grommet in the floor board - I assure you there are more than a few - make a slice in it with a pen knife, then route your tube through there. No more jug, no more disposal fees. Bonus: the airflow across the tube opening creates negative pressure to vacuum the urine…

Only used ones.

Can civilians get ahold of those?

Or, you know, use the same thing fighter pilots have been using for years. The “piddle Pack”.

You need to vent the top of the bottle, that way the air displaced by incoming urine can escape without backing up through the tube and soaking your wedding vegetables.

They make external catheters that will work better than a condom, and can plug securely into a leg bag that can be strapped to your leg inside your pants out of sight.

I know...Diet Coke is really bad for you.

I see a problem here...

Or you could.

So much WTF going on here.

My brother once told me a story about a friend of his who had to make frequent trips between L.A. and San Diego - a stretch of I-5 that at the time didn't offer frequent opportunities for relieving oneself.