There’s so much to unpack when it comes to Americans deciding that other countries should overthrow their governments because we somehow know what’s best for the people of another nation? That’s just a new brand of colonialism, and it’s gross.

“We used Pedo as an abbreviation for pedestrian back in South Africa.” - Elon after being sued for libel by the robot.

“That Pedo-bot had it coming.”-Elon Musk

Healthcare workers and first responders still don’t have the PPE they need and are being forced to reuse N95s, but it isn't due to a shortage at this point, it is because their employers have found out they can save a lot of money by forcing reuse. Until further notice, I'd say you are fine to buy these as a regular…

Healthcare workers and first responders still don’t have the PPE they need and are being forced to reuse N95s, but…

Fun story about how I decided seatbelts were a good thing. When I was young, I didn’t wear seatbelts. One day, I was in the center of my dad’s truck between my dad and my mom. The truck had an old school L-1-2-3 with a floor shifter. Dad was starting to take off in 1st (which was almost touching the seat) when some…

NananananaElon! Elon! 

They have no incentive to. The people making the calls are incentivized (via big bonuses) to cut all “nonessential” costs in order to post bigger profits to their investors every year. Putting aside money cuts into profits.

easy to street park, less than $35k, not boring, 99% driven alone, is minimalist but not crappy

They could probably spend $400k to design an interconnected system that would “DING” when a toilet is available for flushing.  And if someone presses the flush button when the system is unavailable, it will just delay until it’s ready.  Seems like they could solve this problem...plus, won’t the acid cleaning system…

Now we can watch Jackie Gleason while we eat!!

How sweet it is. (ask your parents)

Slightly related - when I was a kid, my grandparents owned a hardware store and small engine repair service back in Detroit... you know, back before there was a Home Depot on every other corner. Anyhow, my grandpa swore that there was nothing that couldn’t be fixed with some WD-40. He used that shit for pretty much…

“News Editor at Jalopnik. 2008 Honda Fit Sport.”

I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.

Hey man, Trump was right. When I take my monthly shit, I have to flush 10-15 times to get it all down.

#same #fuckSpanfeller #theyneverheardofmaintenance

Is anyone going to give an answer to the comments not being navigable anymore?  Is this permanent or a temporary Kinja glitch?  It’s been multiple days and I can’t find replies/quotes/etc without scrolling through endless comment threads 

You son of a bitch. I'm in! 

I prefer Per Sematary 2’s Clancy Brown.  But truth be told he will always be the Kurgan to me

Brian Williams said he was there when Michael wrote the piece