Give me my Bowie/Jagger homoeroticism, or GTFO.

"Family Kill Roger"

Mom! Generic Indie Kid said the 'H' word!

God bless.

I thought Pepper Boy was a Sandler sketch.

I'm excited they are doing a De La Soul biopic, but I have to question the casting decisions.

It's called The Workingman's Friend. It is a dive bar in the crap part of Indianapolis, but I swear they make one of the best burgers you will ever have.

One of my favorite burger places (which my wife sadly dislikes) takes two 1/8+ burger patties, smashes them wafer thin on a griddle so the beef is like 90% maillard reaction, and serves them on a plain bun with ketchup, mustard, pickle, and onion. That's all you need for a great burger.

Somewhere in Los Angeles, Nick Wiger has a public meltdown when he realizes someone on the Internet has badmouthed In-N-Out.

There's a great burger place a few blocks from where I live that has a sauce that looks exactly like that. I've always wondered what the hell it was (besides delicious), and now mystery solved.

What's Judy Bagwell up to these days?

It's called drawing heat.

Gimme that pill!

And now he's stuck doing insurance commercials like a common Alex Trebek.

Single Mom I'd Like to Febreeze.

That oughta hold those SSOB's.

Shoulda cast Chris Tallman with shoes on his knees—Dorf style.

I'm sure at least one person noticed he was dying, but they were too caught up in the groove to stop.

Where's that awful Adam Sandler gimmick account when we need it?

I 95% hate The Eagles, but they do have some okay songs. Hotel California is not one of them. It tries too hard to be deep and serious, and just comes off sounding cheesy as fuck.