Didn't read the article. Just came here to say the turtle soup at The Commander's Palace may be the greatest food item I have ever had.

My answer would actually be other people explaining it to me and my series of responses:

If Jonathan Taylor Thomas evolved from Corey Feldman, why is there still Corey Feldman?

Two Girls, One Avocado Toast.

He's the one who cooked David!

Not you, Gleep Glop. You're one of the good ones.

Ruben Studdard knew he was racist the whole time.

About the ox?

As a Hoosier, I would not be surprised.

I liked her better when she was Bill Murray and Melissa McCarthy.

Not unless you want to end up with moldy cork.

He always has a way of roping me in with his lecture style. In comparison, I tried to get into the Revolutions podcast after a recommendation here a few weeks ago, and it puts me to sleep. And I find the European Revolutions of the 19th century 100x more interesting than ancient Rome.

I love what Jacobin is doing, but gave up on The Dig about six episodes in. I found Daniel Danvir to be such a poor interviewer. Has he gotten any better recently?

I'm not talking about movies. I'm talking about FILMS like The Godfather and Citizen Kane.

Cost of living/college/quarter-life crisis.

Butthurt Breitbart Surfers?

I'm also a Central Indiana via California resident. I remember shortly after I moved here, stopping at a gas station owned by an Indian man and down the street from a majority black/latino high school and they were selling Confederate flag license plate holders and bumper stickers. It was one of the most surreal…

There are Jewish women.

2 points I want to bring up:

Lime = cock?