At the risk of sounding like a broken record, how long will it take for the ~40% of the population to finally realize Trump is absolute shite at dealmaking?

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

Is it just me, or is Ewan McGregor channeling Make "The Snake" Roberts in his portrayal of Ray Stussy?

Am I misremembering, or didn't Mr. Atamanuik say on a podcast recently that he was so despondent about the election results, that he was retiring the Trump impression for good. Either I heard that wrong, or the paycheck was too good for him to pass up.

It was a critical thinking course (which somehow makes it worse).

True story: For some reason one of my English credits didn't transfer when I changed universities, so I had to retake an English class during summer school. My instructor decided to base the class around conspiracy theories; specifically that 9/11 was a false flag operation (this was a public university, BTW). This…

I read that as "Wade Boggs", and that made it even better.

If only you weren't cursed with such short, stubby legs you could have made it Juilliard.

Please bring Rusev back as a face. He is too likeable to do this stupid foreign heel shtick.

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I think I've already seen something about the Swallow Family on Brazzers.

Until I see him in brownface, I refuse to believe you.

North or GTFO.

I'm worried this is going to lead to a glut of exploitative podcasts. And I'm even more worried that I'm going to listen to all of them. Richard Simmons and S-Town were both engrossing listens, but both left me feeling icky afterwards.

The live New York Dollop was excellent. For some reason any story they do about boxing always ends up being great.

I can't stand on-mike eating, so I gave up on this ep early. But if it's as good as you all are making it out to be, I'll have to suck it up and listen to it.

I think her mom might have rigged the contest, though.

Just the way he says "yes" cracks me up every time.

So if I say I find her crushable, but also that I'm self-aware enough to know that that is cliche and borderline creepy, does that make it ok?

But what about those who swing both ways? Political moderates.