Fox News should get Sting to snatch him in the Scorpion Death Lock.

I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel.

I really don't care what happens, so long as they get some COLLEGE GIRLS.

My wife is a middle school teacher, and she watched it in anticipation of her students watching it and bringing the show up in class.

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Maybe repackage The Ascension as the Surfer Dudes with Attitude. Then they might be able to get over.

I look forward to listening to the Flophouse episode of Going in Style coming sometime this Summer.

Braun: You think this is about COFFEE?!

Roman is a heel, Dean and Seth are good guys.

I think we are going to see a similar version of what happened last night on Smackdown. But this whole thing was advertised shittily. I thought they were going to announce all the trades on Raw and treat it almost like a draft with backstage scenes and dealings between the GM's. What we got instead was weird and…

So Smackdown gets rid of The Miz and Alexa Bliss, my two favorite characters on the show. And they will likely be buried under the depth of Raw. I am not usually one to snark, but Smackdown is the only WWE show I regularly watch, and I depending on how tonight goes, I might be done after that.

What's Judy Bagwell up to these days?

Shane looked downright Brooklyn Brawler-esque in that last segment.

So this is going to be an episode of The Flop House in three months, right?

I'm sure this is a good movie, but every time I saw the trailer, all I could think of was that Kroll Show sketch.

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I desperately want to love AA, but the combination of the predictability of their matches (Gable gets worked over, hot tag to Jordan, Jordan throws people around), and the lack of credible challengers means I am slowly souring on them. I was hoping they would call The Revival up so they could feud through Mania, but…

The best way out of this is to call up Nakamura for Wrestlemania and have him fight AJ. Let them open up the PPV and see if they can wrestle a 6 star match. Sure, this would take some of the excitement out of NXT Takeover, but Nakamura's going to get called up soon anyway. He's already going to lose to Roode. I think…

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LaToya, I know you originally said it in jest, but now you have me intrigued. Why not have Orton challenge KO at Wrestlemania and bring the Universal title to Smackdown? It would set up month's of storylines where different Raw superstars "invade" Smackdown and try to take the title back, and it sets up the Wyatt…