I can't see my log in information or comments. Do you think the new Jalopnik sucks too?

ICE was called when 20 illegal immigrants exited the car and tried to flee.

A lot of votes for the Malibu, but for some reason my first thought was the Olds Cutlass from this same time period.

I might get in trouble for this, but it's the truth. If I walk into a shop and they have a Christian station on the radio, I walk right back out - that goes for any place of business. No one will screw you faster than a born again Christian. I'm also leery of any service person driving a Dodge RAM pickup - I've…

My guess is that anyone having sex in a Sonata is 21 or under so something going off unexpectedly or prematurely would not be unusual.

I heard that several ex-GMers are going together and opening a Taco Bell franchise somewhere in the Inland Empire. Ray told me that so don't put too much stock in it.

GM is still so proud of itself that it can't face reality. The truth of the matter is that Joel and I have been planning to open a bait shop in Minnesota for several years; the timing is now right and, when Joel told GM, they went into total spin and denial. Soccer my ass, the bottom line is salmon eggs and night…

If guys would quit stealing towels from the hotels maybe you'd get invited to more press functions

Ford's grandson, Hank the Deuce, canned a guy for wearing his pants too tight. Homophobic? I was actually trying to work that into a bit regarding Joel Ewanick, but just the thoughts of Joel in skinny jeans made me shutter.

No vintage Cadillacs? No worries.

I'm having a bit of trouble believing this as the recent Gawker survey stated all Jalopnik readers were hedge fund managers living in Monaco, with an average net worth of $400Mil, drive Rolls Royces and list polo as their primary hobby.

#1 Joel Ewanick's mom and my mom get their hair done at the same beauty shop. The reason Joel left GM is because he had already fulfilled all the requirements for the VP of Marketing at GM merit badge. Quit trying to make a sensational story out this. His mom also told my mom that this was a demanding merit badge…

LOL! Could be. I really don't do Jalopnik anymore so see you down the road.

Fair enough. People were asking about you the other night so I thought I'd check with you.

Come join us on Google+. The cult is growing. :)

Those of us who are of a certain age, know that silver and black over red is totally period correct and quite elegant on the luxury barges of the time. I tried to find a picture of the Lincoln Frank Cannon drove in the show Cannon which always featured this color combo (he had Mark III's and IV's), but all I pulled…

Remember Ann B. Davis who played Alice? She always liked small, sporty cars. She had a Porsche 914 (sitcom stars didn't make $1mil/episode back then) and last I heard, drove a Miata. Amazing as she always seemed so Cutlassish.

I'm glad they explained the humor in the Buick ad with Peyton Manning because it was lost on me.

Thank you, my Son, now I must be off to assist another. My mother somehow made a dental appointment during Rosh Hashanah that I must try to reschedule. No simple matter given her dentist is booked 6-8 months in advance.

I just want to be here for you. Together we can get you through this and into a life of sunshine where strudel icing has the time and place where God and Pillsberry intended it. Perhaps a temporary switch to Eggos would help ease you into this new life of wonderment and fulfillment... I'm sure your unused icing…