Raphael, NorCal is like Baja Oregon. The women all wear wrinkled wool clothing and have frizzy hair. I had a really hot g/f from Dana Point move to NorCal after she became a psychiatrist and in two months the damned moss got to her. I didn't even recognize her when she came to visit. We had relatives in Palo Alto…

A thought, how many people has "white line fever" killed?

See, this is why we can't have nice things. We can't have citizens wondering around the US suckling on Toaster Strudel icing pouches, people would confuse us with Canada.

Here's your punishment for your anti-California attitude.

What, you think all women in California are just hot blondes who only know how to give great head?

Cars go through a long styling process before the final design is approved; I present this proposal for what I believe to be the 1971 Cadillac Eldorado. Why is is great? There are no opera windows. Had Cadillac omitted the opera windows on the 1971 Eldorado, the automobile styling craze that personified the Malaise…

Available in a kit from MOPAR.

Not THAT urban legend again...

If you ever change your mind, I know where you can probably get some icing pouches.

On how many computers at the same time?

Save the pouch for what? If you're using just one pouch per two strudels that means you're accumulating one pouch per every two strudels. What do you do with all the unused icing pouches. You're not one of those hoarders, are you? God, I'd like to see the show where they do the intervention and walk into a house…

Maybe they didn't watch the entire nine minutes, they just watched a few seconds and kept starting in over. /Matt, it was a joke (or attempt) based on the Gawker "unique view" concept./

Toaster Strudels cost more and you have to mess with the annoying little icing pouches.

Would the 5.1 million be unique views or a handful of people with no lives viewing it multiple times?

I think this is clever as Hell, but I also find Pop-Tarts interesting. Catfish, not so much.

It looks more like a public park.

If anything, it needs a Chevy small block. CP.

Was this a sponsored post, I don't know the difference anymore. At any rate, best of luck at Road and Track. Need a sarcastic old person to write reviews and editorials?

I wondered what it would take to make me try this new commenting system and, sadly, a "goodbye" to you is what did it. I've always enjoyed your posts.

Funny, just yesterday I mentioned to you in a message that the previous change to the comment system had really disabled Jalopnik and now it looks like Denton has taken Gawker off life support. SUCKS!