I think the wise thing to have done is let them stay on the road with the provision that they be driven year 'round. After a couple of Wisconsin winters they would have turned into cheese.

Wasn't it the Andrews Sisters who sang Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me? That has nothing to do with this car, the song is just stuck in my head and I can't remember who sang it. Anyway, the car. It's hard for me to judge cars like these because I really don't give a rat's ass about them. I…

Yeah, they also own a chunk of Dairy Queen and you should have seen what they did to my hamburger last week.

The United States is a more civilized nation. In our country the Ferrari driver would never kill a cab driver in a fiery crash, he'd punch him in the nose and make him cry.

And, like Lay's potato chips, once you start you just can't stop.

I seem to be one of the few with a CP on this thing. My father went through a "Jeeps for light deliveries" phase in the mid-sixties through mid-seventies. He used Wagoneers that he bought, as with everything else, wholesale. The Jeeps came from some damned shady dealer in the middle of nowhere - much like the…

Can you even tell that this is an unmarked Chevy Tahoe?

Wes knows where Iowa is but, right now he can't find his wallet.

When you question his animals do they deny that he is the sweetest and drunkest man you will ever meet?

The problem here is that the man was prevented from entering the bar with the zebra and parrot, which immediately kills any chance for a, "so, a man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..." joke.

This comes close to being NP and loses only because it lacks a kitchen. I hate people who can't see potential. I'd buy the thing, put a tow bar on the front and pull it behind a small car - total RV dyslexia. Think of all the looks you'd get at the KOA.

The way some people collect Coca Cola memorabilia, I'd put this thing on Ebay and get a wider audience. The provenance isn't strong, but there's bound to be a Cocaphile out there with more money than brains. Still, to me, CP

Where were you, Horizon Drive out by the airport? Grand Junction is what it is and there are parts of it (natural gas/energy companies and their employees, for example) that I just try to completely ignore. I enjoy the easy access to the mountains and being able to take long drives in the country with the windows…

No, the plates stay with the car unless they are vanity plates. That's why CA black plate (and blue plate) cars are so coveted in car circles, their lineage can be proven just by looking at the plates.

Your knowledge of Grand Junction that you're basing this on, please.

Unlike CA and some other states, you can keep your plates in CO.

For years CO had county codes on the plates - alpha designated the county. I'm pretty sure they did away with this by the 90's.

Doesn't this car have more chrome than a real SS? I don't recall the rocker panel molding on the SS.

Yup, it's a '72. Perhaps Matt can come up with a new feature given today's track record: "Help the Jalopnik Authors Identify This Car". How did Tonyola miss this?

And Fisher came out with the "turret top" for GM cars in 1934, so this car could trace it's lineage back and almost be regarded as stock.