You are correct, sir! I had to pull out the Standard Catalog, how did Tonyola miss this? Chevy went "Shamu" in 1991.

The ad on autotrader states that the car has never seen snow. This probably has more to do with crystal meth being cheaper than snow rather than the location of the car and the conditions it has been driven in. CP (literally).

Even the country has "wait" in its name.

I was thinking about this the other night as I drove and noticed how many late model GM products had some exterior light not functioning. I thought how risky it would be to drink and drive a GM vehicle. BTW, what's up with that?

Except Halloween. Ray can never come up with a good costume.

In Youngstown, OH, he's known as the proprietor of Wort's Autorama, the towns "premier buy here - pay here car(nival)". He made a killing by combining a used car lot with a brothel. Men could tell their wives they were going to Wort's for service and not be lying. When legitimate car buyers complained that they…

Yes, based on additional research I learned that "Trader Ray" is our own beloved Ray Wert. Jack Baruth has been accusing poor Ray of shilling for GM and the guy has been far too busy swindling the city of Detroit to possibly be engaged in such activity.

I Googled "Trader Ray Leasing" and according to Hoover's, this character is the CEO. Now, I don't like to judge people on looks alone, but if you could personify "shady, crooked, and underhanded, this is what you'd see. The guy just looks like a total weasel and I swear I've seen him someplace else.

For those who actually buy a car based on their own tastes, needs and wants, it'll be more than sufficient.

4th Gear: If you think sudden acceleration is something, you should lock horns with sudden non-acceleration. It was like pulling teeth, but I learned that I have "Brake Priority Logic" on my new 2012 Accord. It seems the few people in America who brake with their left foot (raises hand) can throw off the "logic". …

Ray, ask your mother. I didn't ask mine, she offered the information. The verdict is that Cadillac has a long way to go before it has any cache as a luxury automobile brand again. Good product will help, but it's where the valets park a car that matters in this segment.

Well, I guess the knock at the door is the UPS man then, I better answer it. :)

I see your dune buggy babe and raise you a flexible cowgirl.

Here, you can both share this, my former Hybrid that I couldn't give away. $kaycog is trying to find a hot, semi-clad woman to pose with it, I hope she has better luck than I did...

The coaches get cars and the players get pussy, who would you say gets the better deal? #NSFW

Here's the ad I put on Craigslist in an attempt to sell my car. I so wish I'd gone the unicorn route.

There are several jokes that come to mind regarding the Subaru Outback, but I'm just too damned tired and PC today to even start down that path.

I was hoping a smart tire was one that knew when to activate the TPMS and when not to.

Good article, Benjamin. Odd question, have you recently looked for a pay phone?

Ray was a guest at my palatial estate this weekend, sorry if my extravagant tastes have jaded him.