*hangs head in shame*

So bye, bye Miss America, you can keep your pie.

We don't need their names, but I don't think including them adds to their problems. The internet is such that even one story will cause their past to be revealed in a search. Including them in blogs, etc will just give more results.

You don't provide your assistant with a company car?

I don't see any mention of the Probe, either.

I can't answer your exact question, but I do know that a "myth" is a female moth. I hope that helped.

Yes, I was making a judgement based on my own bias of physical appearance. In all fairness, I've never seen the size of his nightstick, either.

If you were going to do something like this wouldn't you at least want a hot guy? Well, I guess all you'd see would be the back of his head and the rest you could imagine.

I feel some interesting "abandoned dealership" photos will be posted on Jalopnik in 50 years showing dusty Saabs (sans warranty books) viewed through dirty windows. Ray will still be here trying to get the Gawker upgrades to work.

As an example, Holman and I set up the following five criteria:

"This vehicle is designed for the performance minded driver who lives in Aspen or Moscow and wants to be the fastest in all weather conditions."

Ray, I tipped you to the Civic Hybrid's gas tank issue about a week ago and you wait for the New York Times to print the story? You would believe the New York Times over me? I'll remember that as I face my fiery death in my Civic Hybrid! And you won't be able to make amends because, when you read my obituary,…

As her gay pimp told the John, "you can have her for a thong".

Looks like Jack Baruth's mother is heading out for the Holidays.

I haven't had time to look at the site (yeah, I rushed to judgement) but your reply was congenial and deserves equal time.

Luxury4Play? That can be taken of couple of different ways. Either way, it's probably a bunch of over-extended wannabes trying to out-brag each other.

Given that Jong-il qualified for Hezbollah's evil dictator conquest cash AND the free lifetime oil changes PLUS the terrorist organizations extended warranty, I'd say Kim would have been silly to buy anything else.

The only part of the Kennedy legacy I wouldn't mind having is Maria Shriver.

I've been to her "car museum" twice; I regard it as more of a car accident.

I seem to be seeing a lot of big name stars nominated who come in with a large production budget, a script and all the other perks so they can slum it long enough to get alimony and/or child support money. What about the local guys in the trenches everyday who walk out onto a dingy set and "sell it" while a single…