Your prize is this plane ticket to Michigan; America's Siberia. Or, you could drive an old van there and trade it for a house once you arrive. Your choice for a great COTD.

I think the Transit looks like a big improvement and I'm old and don't like change. I think the younger guys could still get one of these rockin'. I probably could too. There seems to be better access which would make it easier for the paramedics to reach me after my back went out or I had a heart attack.

The Volt fascinates me.

So, this tennis pro is leaving for the day and decides to poke his tennis balls in his shorts rather than carry them. He meets an attractive woman on the way to his car. He sees her looking at his crotch, smiles and says, "tennis balls". The woman gives him a sympathetic look and says, "you poor guy. I had tennis…

I had to Google "Jeffery Fieger". That must be a Michigan insider joke.

John Hennessey called me an idiot. THAT is "dipshitery"!

They say the secret is tires and traction. Good driving skills help, too.

...cracking good news for Bernie— the ol' boy's $25+ million richer.

I still want a Volt.

Um, they had the bananas so they could peel out. :)

You knew winter was coming when the fender skirts came off. Now, an I getting old, or what?

On an unrelated note, how is your child doing? I haven't heard you mention him/her in awhile.

It is amazing how things have changed. Some of my earliest experiences with Colorado winters were in Crested Butte back in the 60's and 70's. My dad's uncle was sent there from Kansas City to take over the ski resort. He got there by driving a new full-size Mercury over Scofield Pass (google that one) and switched…

We need our real SUVs in Colorado because, well, the neighbors all have one.

Too much $$. But a nice car for a non-green lesbian with an attitude.

Cool car.

The Warren Commission's "Magic Bullet Theory" is still more interesting.

Ray is WAY cooler than Harvey Levin. If the Catskills were the way they used to be Ray would be pulling in $100K a weekend working the showrooms.

Yeah, she'll be delivering it to JJ personally and I hate to think what part of his anatomy she'll park it in.

God, I thought you meant Jones Foyer was a company that did business with Jesse James and you worked with them. Like an idiot I googled "Jones Foyer". I need more coffee...