I simply can't imagine the shame Jim Cheney must be feeling learning that a company he was once affiliated with (Halliburton) has behaved in less than an ethical manner.

You might try #oppositelock if you get no replies here. That would be a better place to ask car questions on Jalopnik.

Older, low mileage cars only driven to church on Sunday by grandma are the best deal.

Car and Driver, no less, pretty much summed up Cadillac in a road test of the Eldorado in 1970. To paraphrase, they said that Cadillac was more image than car and that most of the development money was spent isolating the driver from driving. They did applauded Cadillac for keeping up the image better than anyone…

But, the Tempo was FWD - that seems to matter to some. *I wondered what happened to you. I remember you mostly from Murilee weekends. I think you were Murilee's favorite because of your love for the Tempo.*

Just curious, do proctologists tell you that you look familiar?

Electric farts?

Here is what car loving kids did back before Al Gore invented the internet: kids with ambition went to the car dealerships and got brochures. Lazy kids wrote to the car companies and asked for brochures. So, when I didn't think the models "J" and "SJ" sounded right, I went to my filing cabinet and pulled out my…

The rawyers are going to have a field day with this one.

The experience devalued their Yen for driving.

What you said. *thanks for all the typing you saved me*

Who could forget the Lincoln/Cadillac rivalry back in the 70's? Probably few on Jalopnik because they're too young to even know about it. It reached the point where Lincoln was blindfolding rich Cadillac owners and driving them around in Continentals. The Mafia had been doing this for years but, were doing it to…

Probably because this is the first time you've seen someone next to it who wasn't Japanese. Just sayin'...

It was announced today in LA that Fritz (SARAH, SHUT THE HELL UP) Henderson has been a secret consultant to Toyota since leaving GM. When asked what his first advice was to Toyota he replied, "I told them that making it the automobile business was simply a matter of taking the same car, slapping three different…

The guy looks like he was juggling and dropped his balls. I hate when that happens.

No worries. You can fix something, four hours gives you plenty of time to run to Pier 1 for a another set of dishes.

Your luck just ran out. Your prize is me and I'm leaving as soon as I type this. Any kosher restaurants near your place? And remember, the winner always buys. See you in about 4 hours unless the tunnels are f'd.

No, I think he passes out in his recliner.

Sadly, he doesn't do it well. And I LOVE sarcasm.

It reminds me of Milton Berle in drag.