In a nod to the typical MB buyer, it was announced that a new app will direct drivers to the nearest store offering blue hair coloring on sale.

Jonathan Browning, VW's U.S. chief, just revealed that advance orders out of France have come in so rapidly that they can't be processed. Browning stated that this development will greatly assist VW's plan to become the largest automaker in the world. "To say France has fallen for the new VW would be an…

@tonyola: Well, the US plant should help somewhat. Past attempts at German world domination have been hampered by their fear of crossing water.

@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: VW heard you and is already planning a full luxury version. Rumor has it the new range-topping sedan will be called the Eva Brougham.

I did say "Ve-rah-no" and suddenly I heard a Spanish guitar in my head and the heavenly voice of Ricardo Montalban. Did Chrysler trademark "corinthian leather"? Even "the finest of plastic appointments" sounds elegant when Ricardo says it.

@fastbird232: Excellent. I had to Google "alliteration".

@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine: Oh, something for the "old man". How appropriate. :)

@Gandalf the Wise: I think there was one on the Tuscon Craigslist recently.

@Ray Wert: You've always been a sucker for a semicolon.

To the humorless of the world.

Go to the market and buy a 5lb bag of russet potatoes. Select about 4 nice ones, peel, boil in hot water for about 30 minutes. Remove from heat, drain, add milk and butter, then mash to desired smoothness. You'll have just as much fun as owning this car, save tons of money and end up with a nice side dish.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Ed and Brenda Comstock are the only two I can come up with offhand, can you think of any others?

Congrats on a great COTD. I wonder how many caged Ferraris are living vicariously through that car?

Ain't nothing unless the first name is "Plymouth".

@SlowMo: Done.

@porsche9146: A car that isn't driven is a statue. I applaud this person.

OMG! A Ferrari owner using his 599 GTO as *gulp* a CAR! You don't think he might actually be enjoying it, do you?

@Mike Spinelli: I'd worry more about Chris Economaki. I stopped him in his walker at the door and settled him down by telling him you know who Tom McCahill was.

That was "Wide World of Sports".

After you have reached a certain age sometimes other people bugging out is just as good. There is no more wonderful sight than the back of your parent's car getting smaller and smaller.