I talked recently to the winning bidder. The person, who wished to be known as Scoutch, sat on a five gallon gasoline can and flipped a Bic lighter as we spoke. Plans for the wagon were vague and I left when the conversation drifted to Steve McQueen's dick.

/delete angry little comment/

Somewhere there is a burned-out lawyer, who loves cars, looking for a life change. I hope he reads this.

@jfalco: I notice a Colorado plate on that Chevy.

@wild1poet2: One of the great things about Jalopnik is that there are people with knowledge in different areas and you can learn. I'm not a bike guy and I would have never noticed any of that. Thanks for the "lesson".

That had to be the best COTD in many a moon. I take exception with tossing Steve McQueen's willie on this bon fire as Steve would be 80 this year and, thus, more a product of Great Generation. Steve was cremated so your wish was granted.

@$kaycog: Brother? Dad never mentioned any time spent in Denver...

@68Fastback: I think that's what is generally said after sex with Paris.

@$kaycog: The colors are all working here; could be the red, white and blue theme. Black and silver shoes are a nice touch and tie thing together - working well with the tires/wheels. Good choice.

I'm sorry about your balls. I am, however, pleased to be associated with a blog liberal enough to give COTD regardless of race, creed, color, etc. I think you are the first eunuch to receive this award, may your lead be well followed.

@Irishman — AARGH!: LOL! My Father was in the liquor business for over 46 years and that put him in contact with all kinds of people. If Dad liked you he didn't care one squat who you were or what you did. We'd be driving down the street and there'd be a hooker, for example. Where most people would look away, Dad…

aerial acts, strippers, go-go dancers and wandering dwarves

@Modified_67: Thank you and thanks to Cal.

@Dravs: I'm not sure, we'll have to watch the first episode to find out...

Jumping on the bandwagon, Lifetime has announced that Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan will be starring in a new attempt to unseat Top Gear. The first episode of Gear Boxes will feature heel and toe driving - in heels with no toes, what cars look best in pink and the latest accessories to wear for a…

@punksmurph: What I seriously love about Cal is how he bonds people. I wonder how many millions of people grew up with Cal in (Cal)ifornia?

No confusion if you wreck your Fusion, Go see Cal.

GM didn't so much kill Oldsmobile as take it of life support. Hard to believe but, Oldsmobile had been one of the best selling brands in America just a few years prior.

@ruthless013: I didn't realize scarves piss so many people off. Around here it's cowboy boots. /Note to self: get a scarf to wear with your cowboy boots/

@iliketoeat: Pitbull in the back seat?