We were about due for another Cultural Oddsmaker.

+1

Sixth pick in the draft? Damn, he's the hottest Czech since Jan Palach.

With a slow pitch shit-fit like that, you'd think Henry Rowengatner was pitching.

I missed this earlier, but this is really, really good.

He further honored President Lincoln by only averaging four scored during the playoffs.

Quick show of hands: who was absolutely fucking relieved to open this link and see that it wasn't them?

I snorted.

Judging by those dentures, it looks like he was drinking with that dog that hangs out by Citi Field.

@anneboleyn: "Hi all there's my head" #couldntproduceanhair

Tee-hee. +1.

You and I can agree on one thing, Tommy. Any nickname for Pat Forde should DEFINITELY include the word "taint."

Apparently he graduated from the Jack Parkman School of Baserunning. Don't stand on the tracks when there's a train coming through.

O AN HE APOPLEXY

I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. After all, Ray was the idea man behind the "VOTE OR DIE" campaign.

Looks like he had more success with soft sixteens than Lawrence Taylor did.

That blogger's going to be in deep shit for destroying his mom's flower bed like that...

WOW.

Here's the thing, though: the views of Amaechi and Barkley are both realities. Professional athletes don't give a shit who you bang as long as you can make them win. However, that doesn't change the fact that the homophobic lockerroom talk gives the IMPRESSION that closeted athletes wouldn't be accepted if they came…

@jbruceismay: Hey! Now there's two Cowherds on twitter!