Whelp, I guess this is just about as good of a time as any.

Fact: It is impossible to be more famous than Matt Cathell or Dustin Kilgore.

I loved Sports Illustrated's profile of Rachel Carson.

Also repeatedly asking "What Time Is The Super Bowl?"? Tony Dorsett.

Part of me hopes this just degenerates into a Dash roast.

I hope this goes as well as when y'all let ClintonPortishead roast Dash in the comments section.

While getting Green-Lit gives us some awesome MMA stories, it's also produced some unspeakable horrors. Like Shia LeBouf's acting career.

Unfortunately, no reporters could fire off any follow-up questions, as Rondo's comment was only 17 characters.

Methinks everyone is being a bit harsh on this party. You can't really expect an extravaganza like this to hit its stride until the second year.

"West's new purchase broke down before he could even get it inspected."

+1

"The organization is still grappling with dinosaur interference."

"You WILL reap what you sew!"

Vigo the Carpathian could not be reached for comment.

HOYAS LABELED "MAD IN CHINA"

HEY GUYS HE'S JUST A NI

+1

That second video makes me homesick. :-(

+1

That Dodgers merchandise is far superior to my old Fab Five "SECTION 8" jersey.