That's Lucha-dorable!

"But Lesnar was never a well-rounded champion with a legitimate claim to greatness. He was a Frankenstein monster, a freakishly large man who also happened to be ideal for promotional purposes and connecting with a broader audience."

"Some art needs to be left in the dog gone museum."

"This is what happens when your driver is five feet long."

"They must be plants. They have to be plants. That's the only explanation."

The right to a middle finger is a joy that Antonio Alfonseca will never know.

Judging only by the beard and the vacant stare, did anyone consider that maybe he's just a huge Benjamin Harrison fan?

+1

Hickey, I'll be honest....this is the greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet. You know what you're doing when you post shit. +1.

+1. I don't know anyone who's gotten more milage out of Stringer jokes than you, and every one is gold.

"Is anyone else disturbed by the outward glee?"

"There was no tension here"

It honest to God looks like Vancouver has one more guy on the ice than the Hawks. Jesus.

If I were a goalie, I reckon I'd cut the top of my sweater before every game so, in the off chance I block a penalty shot, I could rip my sweater off at center ice with relative ease.

Betting on Wrestlemania?

"Thought this was an adult kickball league, as in you act like adults"

You can see 125 pounders getting visibly pissed off when he's turning them up, looking at their coaches like "Are you serious? This guy's like 10 times stronger than I am."

Yeah...this isn't adding up for me.

They should be more like Tetanus Tech, where Boosters are only allowed to contribute once every ten years.

"Hear that? No talking about the talking. Just talk."