Louisville actually has a pretty vibrant Jewish population.

Don't worry, Barry, the username "Gil Meche's Only Fan" is still available.

Worst episode of "According to Jim" ever.

@OchentaYcinco: Check your PMs

@J-No: I bet she let them cum on her face.

You missed number 12, where he referred to Cromartie as effete.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This is one of the best things that's happened to me all week. +1

Blame falls squarely on Sarah Palin and her SEC Football Crosshairs map.

Flamenco fans, though, are not so excited about the rapid boxing ascendency of Little Mac.

"He who lets ball do the talking, let ball get in the last word."

He's lucky he only got benched. One missed jumper and I ended up losing my job as a trampoline holder for the FDNY.

SEMINOLES CHEERLEADERS NARROWLY AVOID ONSLAUGHT OF ACTUAL SEMINOLES

@Walk Off HBP: I was really hoping that when talking about Googling him before the date, the girl would be like:

@Walk Off HBP: And that's why you're the star of "Minimum Wage Matchmaker"

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Jaime Escalante. Dude was one of my heroes.

@Desi_Relaford: FREDDIE MITCHELL DOES NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. This is quality television.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The "A Place to Gleead" app may be right up your alley.

@Da Mang: I would literally pay tens of dollars to read a Sussman live blog of this.

Freddie Mitchell.

Hey DUAN, last night sounded like a crazy one.