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Squabbling sounds like the least of his worries. According to Picture 3, he's on the hook for killing Dr. Richard Kimball's wife.

This is precisely why sharks are horrible MMA fighters.

"It's the only sport in America that has no interest in actual growth."

You're with me, leopard.

This is an odd thing to debate. Wouldn't it just be easier if teams finished regulation one touchdown ahead?

I know it's taboo to question Crosby's heart...but should he really have watched the whole game from the stands with his dad and grandpa?

@ScientificMapp: Now, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were talking about me!

ALL YOUR BASEHITS ARE BELONG TO US

For Craig Breslow fetishists, I recommend YouTube vidoes from "ihavegenericbarshirt"

Last time a Puck got split open like that he ran into an open car door in San Fran on his messenger bike.

Redacted. Nibbles'ed.

The marriage between alcohol and Russian flight is nothing new. Valentina Tereshkova really put the "Cosmo" in "Cosmonaut."

As opposed to respect for the film "Free Willy", which was won by Orcas.

Oriole's pitcher exposing his soul < Rex Ryan's wife exposing her sole

"So ends an eight-year experiment that worked at times, and at other times provided nothing but headaches."

While "The Losers Win The Weekend" has a solid ring to it, I'm glad they ultimately titled the film "Revenge of the Nerds."

Further proof that Wayne Knight's work will truly withstand the test of time.

"Oh, sure, THEY have a ruptured dome and it's no big deal..."