Seeing as how they've both been murdered in Law and Order: SVU episodes, I'm gonna call it a push.

Man, I really hope they can come up with some hilariously fresh and clever Delonte West jokes!

Holy God, he looks exactly like Salisbury.

I'm only voting for him because he turned 41.

NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON'S MURDERER IS NOT O.J. SIMPSON, O.J. SIMPSON SAYS

A forgiving ref may give him one point for the escape, but there's no way in hell he's going to convert a two point takedown out of that.

Whelp, there goes any chance of getting a traditional 3-on-3 game together in Williamsburg.

Seriously, an outstanding example of Bodega law. If someone violates you like that in your own store, you have to respond. If not, you look weak, and every 5th grader in the city starts stealing Sour Patch Kids from you.

"DRIBBLE, RIGHT?"

"but I think it serves our purposes to leave it there."

America has long given up the Aleutian that we care about Islanders.

While they ultimately jettisoned the team name, I'm glad they kept the original logo for the "Kansas City Two Sea Horses Fucking After Being Shot Out of a Cannon"

Skipped straight to the comments. Boring as well. Brutal.

Last Night's Actual Winner: The guy who looks exactly like AJ in 20

Swap that Pepsi for Coke, and it's also the major iconography of W's Presidency.

@VTBen: +1

DERBY OR GTFO

If this means more Peggy Noonan "satire"...count me out.

"If T.O. says something or Freddie Mitchell says something, that's them running their mouth. But when Shanahan says something, it's OK. We live in such a double-standard world," said Mitchell."

Muggsy Bogues also ran an unsuccessful campaign under the banner of "The Rim Is Too Damn High" Party.