@Hatey McLife: +1

All those Jews, Gypsies, and leftist sympathisers in professional sports better watch out!

Maybe they can snag some of the brain cells Cutler and Collins had stolen from them by the Giants D-Line last eve.

Haven't seen the documentary yet, so I can't critique your indignation, Craggs, but I can say this.

HOW CAN YOU CRITICIZE THEM! THEY'RE MEN! THEY'RE 40!

"Not for nothing do fans criticize players (mostly black millionaires) for seeking big money, while giving a pass to owners (mostly white billionaires) for seeking to save money."

Eh...I saw him at Housing Works and thought he was pretty funny. Took a while for me to warm up to him, but his political platform jokes had me dying.

Needs more Rod Beck.

"Da Lench Mob's All On My Nut Sac" was my favorite chapter from The Autobiography of Sojourner Truth.

...artificially enhanced and a little damaged up top.

"Fans don't go because it's a crappy old stadium?"

Way better than the time Mark Foley did it.

Hopefully this cult hero worship will end the same way for Pats fans that it did for Marshall Applewhite's followers.

I found his disdain for the Hawley-Smoot Tariff to be the most galling.

According to that picture, this is the second most illegal thing Jason Vorhees has ever done.

Antonio Alfonseca will still be able to do this after my Bears beat the Seahawks Week 5.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

"I had all these young guys drinking the beer."

Psssh...copycats. The Tuskegee All Whites have been in the viral transmission business for years.

Huh....and this whole time I thought that PECOTA merely guaged a player's resemblance to Dr. Manhattan.