Look at Diaz, cool as a cucumber. Don't faze him, bro.

"What were you drinking tonight, sir?"

BatGlove: The official condom of Gotham City.

@Señor Flandangles: I can't believe that the UGA HR department thought it was a good idea to stamp "WHITES ONLY - NO COLOREDS" on the top of the Uga job application.

Meanwhile, a young Ben Cohen let that razor slide delicately yet deliberately over his upper thigh, bleeding out that pain, frustration, and disappointment.

To be fair, that 2% isn't people who were denied admission. They're just abolitionists who were brutally murdered by Border Ruffians.

Weird. When it comes to reading Deadspin comments, I Love To 89.

Great, I guess now this opens the door for perezhilton.com/sports

Masta Killa : Wu Tang Clan :: Kid in Top Row With Glasses : Wu Tang Soccer

The 47% that have no opinion will be given their own special on ESPN entitled THE INDECISIONS.

Thank God the New York Times Magazine is oversized.

"No, Coach, the powers we combine are 'fire' and 'water'....not 'firewater.'"

"....kielbasa the messenger"

Hopefully they'll extract one of the double "N"s in "Cincinnati" so I can finally fucking spell it correctly.

Between Brady and Favre, yesterday was not a good day for NFL QB's getting blindsided.

"Hey, who wants to talk burritos?"

@Step aside, Son: Squirrel?

Don't be fooled. This is just aggressive viral marketing for UnderArmor's new "Click-Clack" campaign.

...and the SEC hasn't even addressed C'lay Travis's beard yet...