@Barry Petchesky: +1. Nice.

I gotta be honest, Ben. I question the wisdom of publishing your senior thesis in a forum that will immediately follow it with a litany of dick jokes. But, hey, maybe you have one of those super-liberal professors that TOTALLY gets kids these days.

@Hatey McLife: Wow. I missed this one earlier. Fantastic.

Someone should tell them that Patron-izing while clinching a berth increases the risk of defects.

Well, it's a Cubs affiliate, so they'll never have to worry about putting a ring on it.

Tupac's chanelling his Machiavelli character there, trying to balance the love he's being shown with fearing the shit out of Tyson.

So herein lies the quandary: do we make jokes that inevitably are repeats of the 2005 versions, or do we let this article stand in solemn appreciation of what is practically an eon in blog longevity?

Abraham Lincoln, Nappy Roots, and now, Kige Ramsey.

I hope you mean "resume" as in a document that summarizes one's career, and not "resume" as in he's going to keep sending me dick pics.

The homophobia in his rant can be blamed on confusion as well. No one should have told him that every time Filipinos get in a fight they have an insurrection.

It was nice to snap a photo of him before he hit the Seinfield meet-and-greet at ComicCon.

Who knew Don Zimmer was a tennis fan!

Don't encourage her.

@raincoaster: You laugh, this exact skill has gotten me free beers on several occasions. Some things in life really are priceless, and a quiet flight is one of them.

I hope that these threats don't end up driving her to SOOIE-cide.

This women's college basketball game brought to you by UBS....

This is a fucking stupid post.

Maybe instead of laying in a coffin of air he should, ya know, learn how to scramble and throw a football.

Is it ironic or not that he was trying to shoplift a cochlear implant?

I really hope the team is named after an obscure member of the Stalin-era communist party...if only for the Commentariat joke orgy that will inevitably follow.